Known to fans as being one of the funniest episodes of The Sopranos, Pine Barrens, let's us see Paulie Walnuts and Christoper Moltisanti trying to survive in the wintry woods, attempting to conduct...um...waste management activities, so to speak. Wait, I don't have to say it that way...I mean they done tried to dump a body out there. As always, body dumping, a wonderful breeding ground for humor. We all know it.
Tony (played by James Gandolfini) to Paulie over the phone: The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed.
Paulie (played by Tony Sirico): Get the F**k outta here.
Tony: Yeah, nice, huh? He was with the interior ministry, guy's some kinda Russian Green Beret.
After they hang up:
Paulie to Christopher: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher (played by Michael Imperioli): ...His house looked like sh!t.
...And you still have to ask why I love The Sopranos? Seriously?