Mike Tyson's dating method? (Larry Merchant quotes, for the boxing romantic)

JD's quotes:

Once upon a time...the greatest boxing commentator in all the land said something that could easily be misconstrued... Larry Merchant speaking of then heavyweight champ, Mike Tyson as Tyson made his way to the ring in his prime, stated:

''Mike has termed this phase of a fight, his favorite phase. He calls it ''like going out on a date'', it's finally gonna happen...Of course, his idea of a date... is Wham Bam, thank you, sir.''

...Larry, be honest...Were you trying to pick a fight, here? Also, here's a treat for Larry's fans who want to see him be more ''hands on'' with the audience:

Regis knows things: The best out-of-context quote I've ever seen

JD's quotes:

Yeah, old Uncle Regis, he's been around the block a few times.
King of Television aka Regis Philbin aka ''Big Daddy'' on ''Live with Regis and Kelly'' remarks:


''I can tell you... because I've been with Madonna-few times now; not-not a uh, transvestite.''

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'What?'. . .and you're right where I want you to be when you're thinking that. All I'll say is that it's an accurate quote. I'm leaving it out of context though because it's too perfect not too. Sorry!



Here's a great clip of Regis doing Jimmy Kimmel for a Don Rickles special episode: