Monday, May 12, 2008

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Lucy's quote:

katt williams ~ Katt Williams

On Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Katt Williams let go an off-the-cuff remark so perfect and so not right that it was wrong and right all at the same time. Okay, I can't describe it so I'll just tell you what it was.

Katt Williams reflects on his romantic history in relation to his height:

''I think short guys make better lovers, just 'cause once we get on, we don't want to get off.''

Hmm...we'll all have to think about that one for a while. Most likely, we won't be able to not think about it.

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It Could Almost Be Real News From Georgia

Lucy's quote:

Jimmy Fallon Rocks! ~ Jimmy Fallon getting authoritative on SNL's Weekend Update.

Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update has been featured on many posts at Say what? and as you all know, I plan to do many more in the future. It's my thing. Also, I'm somewhat obsessed with Jimmy Fallon, another one of my things. I love Jimmy Fallon so much I sat through Taxi all the way to the credits. Yeah, I know, that's dedication. If I weren't so lazy I'd go into full stalker mode too. Oh yeah, I would. Anyway, here's another great quote from SNL's most adorable anchor ever.

Jimmy Fallon as Weekend Update anchorman Jimmy Fallon:

''This week, Georgia's board of education approved the plan that allows teachers to keep using the word ''evolution'' when teaching biology. Though, as a comprise, dinosaurs are now called ''Jesus horses''.''

As my title implied, if I heard this on a real news broadcast...I doubt it would surprise me much. I can almost see president Bush now, addressing that issue at a speech squinting up at a podium all smug-like going ''Hey, heh, why not call 'em Jesus horses? I mean, that's what they were, right? Science can't disprove it so it's obviously a valid theory, heh.''... He means well. That's the important thing.

PS: Great, big, ecstatic praise and congratulations to Jimmy Fallon on the official or unofficial plans to take over for Conan O'Brien on Late Night when Conan takes over for Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. My sources going through Jimmy's garbage cans for me say it's true, so, you know.

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