Sadly, the George Lopez show isn't on the air for another season but they had a lot of great exchanges we can remember them by, especially with Belita Moreno as George's mom Benny. Here's one of many from when George's estranged father passes away (Death, a perfect breeding ground for comedy, you know it) :
Mr. Carrillo (played by Daniel Edward Mora): Hey, George, I heard about your dad. I'm very sorry.
Mr. Carrillo: When's the service?
Angie (played by Constance Marie): It's Saturday, in Arizona. We're leaving tomorow.
Benny: Well, I'm not going...I was married to the guy. I saw enough of him laying down and not moving.
Check out a gratuitous youtube video clip of George on Jimmy Kimmel Live for no reason: