Stephen King's musings on coolness: It's a profound thing

JD & Lucy's Quote:

Stephen King plays with the minds of the thin-skinned with his recent EW column. He mentions that Tom Hanks-star of SK movie ''The Green Mile''- is the best consistently non-cool male actor and that Michael Crichton can't help being 6'9 and not cool. Stephen also seems to have a very high opinion of Viagra ADS? Here's a quote from his recently spat, mental loogie.


Stephen King: ''Many kinds of boots come with square toes, but they are not cool; boots with square toes are and always will be ''country s---kickers.'' ''

See who else Stephen slyly goofs with on this NTBTS list. [Not To Be Taken Seriously] ...by the way...Stephen King is cool...on his list. He can't help it.

Stephen King on who's cool (and who's not) Pop of King News + Notes Entertainment Weekly

Sir Bill Maher

JD's quotes:

From Real Time With Bill Maher:

When watching Bill Maher interviewing the former head of the CIA's Bin Laden Unit, Michael Sheuer, you may notice that Sheuer has an affinity for a certain word whether he means it respectfully or in a mock civility. In an interview roughly seven minutes long, here is every usage of that certain word. . . Count them with me if you can guess which one it is.


1. Fine sir, thank you, good evening.

2. I appreciated the comment, sir.

3. What I've said sir is- (Interrupted)

4. If he was a terrorist, sir he would be a lethal nuisance to the United States.

5. He's not running for an election, SIR.

6. As an inspirerer he's very important, SIR.

7. I have no idea really, SIR but I don't think it's all that important.

8. I think we can reduce it very seriously, SIR.

9. Not only Israel, SIR but Saudi Arabia or Kuwait or Bolivia.

10. What I'm telling you, SIR is I'm most interested in the survival of the United States.

11. So what, SIR?

12. We'll get by just fine, SIR.

13. What I'm saying, SIR is we should've revisited the situation after 1973...

14. Yes, SIR.

15. Yes, SIR. I said that exactly.

16. Absolutely, SIR.

17. That's part of it, *SIR*.

18. I think we've-we've frittered away our independence on oil, *SIR*.

19. Thank YOU, *SIR*.


Can you guess which word he uses a lot more than your average bear? Come on. . . Guess. . . Seven minutes of discussion and he uses the word SIR 19 times! Is this some kind of a record? Seriously?

I can only imagine: Dane Cook leaves quote up to the imagination

Lucy's quotes:


Dane Cook on his HBO comedy special, Vicious Circle:


''Guys, we will go to our friend's HOUSE. We will wake people to tell this story, right? (Knocking sounds) Jason! (Knocking) Jason, dude, I'm sorry to wake you up. I'm sorry to wake you, bro. Do you remember that chick that I left with earlier tonight? Hoohhhhhh. . .C'Mere. . .Smell my EYES. . .Just smell my eyes, I'll tell you what happened.''

What?!!! What, damn it!???!!!??!!! What the crunk happened with that girl?!!! Sorry, I just really want to know. What could she have done with Dane? How could she have left a noticeable odor on his eyes, people? How? Why? It's killing me! What kind of kinky sex act could've been performed on this man? I need to go do some research now. Later.


Check out a VERY young Dane Cook:

Louis C.K. on parenting, pooping and the marital system of checks and balances

Lucy's quotes:

Comedian Louis C.K. made another of many memorable appearances along side fellow redhead Conan O'Brien on Late Night. Louis shared his husband/parent style while promoting his stand-up act ''Shameless'' out on DVD with this quote:

''Like my wife-One time she's like ''I have diarrhea-I'll-I had diarrhea all night, I'm staying in bed.'' and I'm like ''Let me see it! . . .I want to SEE the diarrhea. . . Show me. . .at least a cup of diarrhea if you want to stay in bed. . . 'Cause there's no way I'm taking it on faith and spending all day with the kids by myself. . . I'm just not.''

Here's a promo for Shameless:

Okay, so if it were on HBO it wouldn't have been funny...

JD's Quotes:

Bill Smitrovich as bitter, rampaging prosecutor Kenneth Walsh on my favorite law drama ever-David E. Kelley's The Practice.

''You know, I'm tired of your piss-ass crap. I'm tired of your firm's piss-ass crap. You made a big mistake, Eleanor; and your client's gonna pay for it for the rest of her life, you piss-ass, scum-crap, dirt bastard!''