Saturday, May 17, 2008

Warning: ''Quantum Feminology & Complex Hyper Follicle Stimulation'' Was Not A Peer-Reviewed Study

Lucy's quotes:


Alda ~ Alan Alda, best known for starring on hit dramedy M*A*S*H.



einstein ~ Albert Einstein, mostly famous for knowing physicist Erwin Schrödinger. The girls just went crazy for his rock and roll hair.





Although it seems like I've been placed on permanent Conan duty, I'm happy to post another one from Late Night With Conan O'Brien. Alan Alda stopped by to promote a play he wrote called Dear Albert, based off of Albert Einstein's real life letters to those closest to him. Mr. Alda is a great admirer of Einstein for his achievements in Quantum Feminology among other things. Alda speaks of Einstein's obvious sexuality by saying:



''I've thought about, um, writing a book called ''Einstein's favorite pickup lines.'' ''

Alda was inclined to further explain:

'' I mean, the man was a genius, you know? He-he slept with dozens of women just by saying ''You know, space is curved.'' ''



Let's face it, that space being curved line is tired these days but back then, it was probably quite suave. Sort of like ''Your pants are so shiny...'', etc.

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2 comments:

Da Old Man said...

Your commentary is hysterical. Einstein was a babe magnet because, well, he just was.

It's that whole curved space thing.

: )

JD and Lucy said...

I personally apologize to anyone who has read that anonymous comment. People who leave hateful comments anonymously are clearly cowards. Sorry. I've enabled comment moderation so that all comments must go through me or Lucy and deleted the anonymous garbage. It's rare that anyone comments on our site and I'm sorry that one of those few times, it had to be a moron.

~JD